Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Not quite 'no food'There was some egg-on-toast action at the end there...
Nicely written though! You should marry her, it'd make a great story for your wedding speech :D
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:52, 1 reply)
Cheers prof!If we ever did get married (unlikely as we haven't spoken since that night and she did sorta raise the mentalist alarm), I think I'd tell a less embarrasing story, like we met via a midget porn site or something.
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