Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Coughed?Bollocks, he was on his back, legs over his head, desperately trying to fire some man-muck down his expectant gob. He wanted to share the story, to see if it turned you on a little, but couldn't quite bring himself to reveal all the gory details.
And obviously by "he", "his" and "himself", I mean "you", "yours" and "yourself"
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:58, 1 reply)
Ha ha haQuality retort.
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