Revolting urban myth...
About the woman who wanted some food-based oral loving with her partner but hadn't got anything but a can of tuna to play with. They go ahead and do it anyway. Well, needs must.

A few days later she has terrible, knawing pain in her mimsy. Worried that its all going Pete Tong up there, she takes herself to A&E.

They put her up in stirrups to take a look up her otter's pocket... the nurse takes one look up there and staggers back to the corner of the cubical, heaving like crazy.

Left over flakes of tuna had rotted in her futon causing a massive infection. Better still... MAGGOTS.

Not true I don't think, but I wish it was.
(Just a girl., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:28, 6 replies)

I think we've done this one,
it was dismissed as an urban myth, since flies need to be there to lay their maggotty eggs
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:50, closed)

Apologies
I have read most pages and not seen it.
Sorry peoples x x x
(Just a girl., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:52, closed)

No apologies required!

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:23, closed)

Eh?
You wish it were true?
Why?
(Pope Jamiroquai III, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:12, closed)

...
Maggot fetish?
(TuftyBee should have been working on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:06, closed)

It could be true
Lets face it, any bird hanging enough to want TUNA shoved up her git probably isn't too worried about personal hygiene or a nest of blue bottles taking up residence in her cervix.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:18, closed)