You're just sad because you weren't there.
Cheer up, dicksplash.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:12, 1 reply)

I love it when a girl stands up for her man...
or in this case, similarly spacktwatted lesbian.

do you two have any more 'friends' in your care facility for the terminally cuntbricked?
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:21, closed)

Hold on, you're trying to insult me by implying I'm a woman?
So you're a sexist then?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:23, closed)

No he's not you fool, he's implying you're a device for cooking sausages. Read the post again, dimmo.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:25, closed)

I was going to reply
but got preoccupied copying all the profile information from everybody who had replied cos apparently that's the COMEDY THING TO DO!

Now if you'll excuse me I must go to A&E and have my sides sewn back together
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:27, closed)

So why do you hate women?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:33, closed)

Not women - just you

(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:34, closed)

This is just you trolling him and still not getting upset here.
I'm just after a clarification.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:35, closed)

This is you constantly replying and insisting that you're not upset.
I applaud your ability to type through the streams of internet tears and fatty ice-cream support systems.

I want to say something to make you feel better...but all I can come up with is: 'You're not funny, perhaps killing yourself is the best option?' BraynDedd may want to give you a final fisting before you pull the plug though
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:41, closed)

Suggesting someone kills themself is clearly the actions of someone NOT UPSET AT ALL.
Thanks for clearing that up.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:45, closed)

He's deffo upset

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:47, closed)

Hey "Fat Fingers" what's the craic?
Nursing home treating you well?
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:48, closed)

yeah cool cheers bruv

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:49, closed)

Rockin.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:50, closed)

But you still implied that I am a woman as though this was a negative thing.
So why do you hate women?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:36, closed)

You got me! I was once spurned by a female and now I hate them all - that's how hitler started etc...
Oh no, now I think of it - I was merely insinuating that you and your partner were professing to be male but had no winkies - quantifying you both as ladies and gayers.

Has that spelled it out to you enough, you stunted fannybuckle?
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:45, closed)

So you're a homophobe too?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:47, closed)

your made up swear words are terrible
you come across as a right flid
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:48, closed)

alright rory lyon

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:50, closed)

alright oofwoc

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:52, closed)

t

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:52, closed)

It might be too early to declare it, but I'm going for flidwhistling shitcunt with this one, Rory.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:50, closed)

he's really upset and saying that he isn't
he's such a fibber
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:53, closed)

Here come the double standards cavalry!

(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:55, closed)

I like you, you're the best QoTW Joey we've had in a while.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:05, closed)

And cooking devices?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:35, closed)