Never agree with your girlfriend that her sister is really pretty.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:33, 11 replies)

what if her sister is
Kelly brook?
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:45, closed)

She has a half-sister

( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:51, closed)

Which half?

( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:57, closed)

What, in case you get invited to a threesome with them?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:20, closed)

Just off to the toilet - back in five.
Make that ten minutes.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 8:55, closed)

You can agree as long as she isn't pretty.
The more pug ugly she is the safer you are in saying it.
(Tugnut I got them all..., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:47, closed)

The problem arises when
she's prettier than your girlfriend.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 8:54, closed)

In that case...
...you are sipping from the wrong cup. Dump the munter and nail her fit sister.
(Tugnut I got them all..., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 17:35, closed)

You could always qualify it by saying that her brother is better-looking still.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:18, closed)

It is a rule of the universe
that, no matter how jaw-droppingly gorgeous your new girl/boyfriend is, as soon as you get serious they will introduce you to a sibling / best friend who is even hotter.

Still, it's Relationships 101 not to say anything, you idiot.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:39, closed)

Haha, I'm always talking about my gf's hot sister
thing is, she may be prettier but she's twice as mental
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:42, closed)