Never agree with your girlfriend that her sister is really pretty.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:33, 11 replies)

what if her sister is
Kelly brook?
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:45, closed)

She has a half-sister

( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:51, closed)

Which half?

( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:57, closed)

What, in case you get invited to a threesome with them?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:20, closed)

Just off to the toilet - back in five.
Make that ten minutes.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 8:55, closed)

You can agree as long as she isn't pretty.
The more pug ugly she is the safer you are in saying it.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:47, closed)

The problem arises when
she's prettier than your girlfriend.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 8:54, closed)

In that case...
...you are sipping from the wrong cup. Dump the munter and nail her fit sister.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 17:35, closed)

You could always qualify it by saying that her brother is better-looking still.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:18, closed)

It is a rule of the universe
that, no matter how jaw-droppingly gorgeous your new girl/boyfriend is, as soon as you get serious they will introduce you to a sibling / best friend who is even hotter.

Still, it's Relationships 101 not to say anything, you idiot.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:39, closed)

Haha, I'm always talking about my gf's hot sister
thing is, she may be prettier but she's twice as mental
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:42, closed)