I had suicidal depression.
Oh my God, I literally wanted to die!.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 9:37, 26 replies)

What stopped you?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 19 Aug 2012, 10:08, closed)

Either you don't believe I really was suicidally depressed,
in which case you're asking a question which doesn't mean anything.

Or you do believe I was suicidally depressed, in which case extraordinary stupidity is the least of your flaws.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 13:03, closed)

Comedy gold right here.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 0:10, closed)

I suffer from genocidal elation.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 10:43, closed)

So did I, after I read your book.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 10:47, closed)

Only joking, nobody has read your book.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 10:47, closed)

I want to read its book.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 10:54, closed)

What's a book?

( broadsword w⚓, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 11:16, closed)

It's like a webpage that's incompatible with your browser so all the links are borked.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 11:32, closed)

"Only joking, nobody has read your book."
So, your criticism of my writing is based on the fact that you haven't read it?

That's...not how that works.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 12:53, closed)

I don't know.
The statement "nobody has read your book" is a pretty unequivocal and damning criticism if true.

Has anybody read your book?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 13:00, closed)

I wasn't criticising your writing, I was making a joke about nobody having read your book.
Keep up, illiterate author.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 13:05, closed)

If nobody's read my book
then everyone who says my book is shit is making a baseless accusation.

If people have read my book, then your allegation that nobody has is baseless.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:26, closed)

Nobody has read your book, have they?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:33, closed)

I don't think either of those scenarios works out in your favour.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 17:53, closed)

No, you don't.
But that's how being wrong works. You have an opinion, but it's at variance with reality.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:49, closed)

I would be more upset if noone had read my book than if people had read my book and were saying it was shit.
If noone has read your book that means that they think you're shit so they're not going to read your book on the basis that it will probably also be shit.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:41, closed)

What's this book I keep hearing about?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:41, closed)

Generic reply about book.


Chortle, snigger, guffaw.

These japes are right whizzer.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 12:00, closed)

Do you get upset at the internet for a living?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:59, closed)

I wish you fucking had.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 12:59, closed)

Shocking internet shock bullying shocker.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 13:00, closed)

It's fair enough that he feels that way though.
I mean, considering all the things I've done to him.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 13:04, closed)

Dreadful behaviour.
You should be banished.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 14:49, closed)

* crosses fingers *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:00, closed)

Ban-i-shed.
Is that why talking about sheds gets you banned? Shed is some sort of old Anglo-Saxon cuss-word?
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:05, closed)