Scarpe reminds me of a male gay couple we know.
We've known them for years, and they're a lovely, refined pair of gents, who prefer the finer things in life, and live in style, luxury, and formal beauty.

They'd come over to visit Mrs V one Friday evening. I'd gone out with a few mates, and got back quite pissed.

I got in, grabbed a beer and went to the living room, where Mrs V and they were in deep conversation about ... something or other.

They acknowledged me, and in the process I sat down, opened my beer, lit a cigarette, and enquired "So ... one thing everyone wonders is ... how do you decide?"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:50, 16 replies)

Rugs first.
Then cushions. wallpaper & paint last.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:01, closed)

And what exactly do lesbians do?
It surely can't all be turkey basters and hand made clogs.
(ubergeekian, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:13, closed)

Don't.
We have a couple of lesbian friends.

I know for a fact that I'm only ever a couple of beers from asking them if I can watch.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:20, closed)

So?!
How DO they decide?
(OTT, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:48, closed)

I was far too pissed to remember the reply.
The only reason I remember asking is because Mrs Vagabond reminded me, repeatedly, the following morning of what I'd said.

It hadn't gone down well with anyone at all.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:33, closed)

Depends who's strongest.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:37, closed)

Isn't tht just in prison?
Well, American prison where they're all gay.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:13, closed)

Hey, I'm sure they're just as gay in British prisons.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:15, closed)

Perhaps.
But you hear more gay*-rape stories from American prisons than UK ones.

*Apologies to homosexuals, but I label prison rapists as gay because they don't like it.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:23, closed)

British cons have the decency not to kiss and tell.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:33, closed)

That could well be it.
I'm hoping I never find out though.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:40, closed)

I can help.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:49, closed)

Sure.
If you want to go to prison and see if you're raped then report back I'm sure we'd all be grateful.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:55, closed)

He's already in prison.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:56, closed)

Turns out I'm not pretty enough.
Sad times.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 8:43, closed)

Oh, well.
Perhaps one day your prince will come.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:52, closed)