The law prohibits a licensed premises providing an intoxicated person with alcohol.
Ever tried explaining this to someone who is slurring their speech, having issues with their coordination and looking drawn in their face, only to discover that they've recently had a stroke?

I have.
( Muns, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:22, 5 replies)

Oh gawwwd..
This has happened to me more than once.. What a Twunt I felt.
(Sir Clitherington Smythe offers him yourself., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:40, closed)

Surely if you've just had a stroke you want to focus on getting better, not pissed.
I'd have thrown the cunt out.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:49, closed)

Why waste good booze, it'd only trickle out of one side of their mouth anyway.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:12, closed)

Or (not me)
"I'm not serving you, you're drunk. Look, you can't even walk properly"

"I've got a false leg"
( Ghoti Fingers, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:06, closed)

I went to a bar and proceeded to get seaming drunk
Then this git of a barman told me he wouldn't serve me because I was so drunk. So I told the cunt I had had a stroke which explained the lack of coordination and slurred speech. Totally got away with it :D
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:42, closed)