snap!
For the delight of my wife ending our relationship, her shagging some other fella in my house (seriously I paid the fucking lot!) and I now live with my parents I can now look forward to ME being the one having to divorce her at my own expense as she's got no money and is keeping the house.

I really need some legal advice.

Good luck! I think divorces are worth it.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:06, 1 reply)

A paid assassin would be cheaper.
Just saying.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:14, closed)

:-)
She's going to Thailand next month.... a quarter ounce of the good stuff and letting the Thai authorities handle it would be even cheaper!
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:19, closed)

Plant.
I've considered this a few times to old house-mates, acquaintances etc..
(ice9, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:03, closed)

I'll off her for ten grand.
Gaz me if your're interested.
( Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:31, closed)

tempting
certainly less than it'll cost me otherwise!
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:59, closed)