mrs spimf's nutter granny
i should have mentioned her on last weeks eccentrics

she wore tights high heels and a swimsuit on the beach (carrying a handbag with silly amounts of cash inside)

she would spit on page three topless 'stunnas' (in her own newspaper)

and once chased a topless woman along a beach calling her a whore

brilliant

however that should have been last week.

her husband was a scrap merchant

he didnt like paying tax and dealt in cash - cash he had no interest in - left a fortune when he died but no will (accountant nearly fainted - houses and cars had to be hurriedly purchased for family members)

anyway years after his death the crazy old bat had a plumber in - he came down the stairs holding a bag he had found behind the bath panel

it had about 8 grand in it

this was around 20 years ago

so there you go - an honest plumber, what an amazing find!
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:04, 2 replies)

Probably..
...had 10k in it ;-)
(dchurch bah, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:25, closed)

anything like
news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=663117
that perhaps?


Stupid twunts. :p
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 9:01, closed)