Hedge porn
Quite a few posters have already mentioned finding glorious grot out in the wild - sadly the Internet seems to have denied the current generation of young monkey spankers the same thrill of discovery. The only time I came across any real booty was when I found most of a Penthouse magazine when walking the dog on a disused railway embankment far from any houses. I didn't dare take it home as I didn't think I could ever face the embarassment of it being discovered, and I'm ashamed to admit I felt too self-conscious to crack one off with the dog watching, so I just committed what I could to the wank bank and left it in the bushes. What a waste!
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:00, 3 replies)

Oh my God.
I have just had the best idea for an MMORPG.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:12, closed)

You're welcome
What's my cut?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:38, closed)

I read that as "hedgehog porn"
hm.
(Carravanquelo, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:22, closed)