
Freddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
( , Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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that fat birds are more likely to swallow because they're always hungry.
Sorry.
( , Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:17, 10 replies)

They swallow as they are do delighted to be getting any kind of action they over-compensate by being extra dirty BITCHES
( , Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:21, closed)

one hell of a weekend, wasn't it?
I can't believe I woke up with your mum's tongue in my arse.
Don't cross the streams, eh buddy?
( , Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:02, closed)

my friends mum swallows cum like and alcoholic swallows vodka.
that is all.
( , Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:12, closed)

Although by that point I think the tongue up your arse was due to rigor mortis...
( , Fri 7 Nov 2008, 8:52, closed)
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