Busted ! (Not the group)
After leaving the girlfriend in the house by herself for several hours, I returned to find that my entire porn stash had been used to 'wallpaper' my bedroom. Naked ladies spread eagled everywhere !!

I personally thought it was a great improvement, she on the other hand.. went through the fucking roof.

Thank fuck she didn't find my stash of 'Disability Porn'.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:02, 8 replies)

Disability porn?
Some woman in a wheelchair and a mechanic turns up saying in an Austrian accent "I'm here to fix your suspension" :D

I could quote the hotel disabled porn joke which was FP the other week, but I'll leave that to someone else
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:05, closed)

Austrian Accent?
Surely it should be a Steven Hawking accent?
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:11, closed)

its the mechanic talking,
not the mong :)
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:02, closed)

Are vegetables used
in disability porn?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:14, closed)

Confused..
So, she spent hours wall-papering your room with your porn then went through the roof that you had porn on your walls?!

Is she schizo?
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 8:00, closed)

Hmm
I was thinking that too. Women *tsk*
(kitescreech still here, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:11, closed)

This was many years ago..
The sheer fact that I had porn upset her.

Porn. So fucking what? I think she must have gone into a frenzy and wallpapered everywhere.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:47, closed)

sooooo
did she wall paper with the good bits facing the room or the wall?


I have thought too hard about this.
clicks
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 21:35, closed)