Working as a proctologist in Penge..
.. I was performing an inspection of the puckered chutney chute of a septegenarian male (which smelt for the world like Bovril), when there sprang forth from this aperture, a shiny 20pence piece.

Thinking that I'd hit the jackpot and this patient was paying out, I hastily gathered a bowl to catch any further coin of the realm which might spring forth, but sadly I was only greeted with a deluge of feculence so foul smelling that it curdled the milk in the fridge.
(Vic Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:10, 8 replies)

Oh dear.
I'm so pleased that my office is empty save for the cleaners and the odd hard-working type.

That made me laugh out loud to the extent I almost succumbed to typing the ever-popular palindrome that expresses that very response.
( Moey, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:14, closed)

^^^
Abba?

Rats live on no evil star?
(dchurch bah, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:55, closed)

God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
Was it a car or a cat I saw?

etc
( chart cat has an itch, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 5:42, closed)

A man, a plan, a canal, panama.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 5:58, closed)

This would be a palindrome
if there were such a phrase as "aesarh pah cuse rewereht fie mord nilapa ebdlu owsiht".
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:54, closed)

Made edam
That's the only one I know.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:49, closed)

Chickenlady:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nej4xJe4Tdg
(Obsidian, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:03, closed)

OFFICELOL
*click*
(kebabking - salad and garlic mayo pls, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:43, closed)