Amateur hardcore porn
Back in my uni days, before digital this and cyber that, me and 2 mates were walking home from lectures one day (or from the pub, whichever sounds more feasible). Halfway home, along a relatively busy road, we walked past an envelope on the pavement. Something caught my eye and I turned around to pick up the envelope. To our shock, joy and amusement it contained about 20 photos, all of a rather portly gent giving his even more portly missus a good seeing to. A few shots also involved a game of hide the wine bottle!

Now these shots had obviously been developed at home, and on closer examination we discovered they had been taken by a third party- shocking stuff! Bear in mind that this was long before the internet- porn in those days consisted of an old copy of Razzle or a third hand copied VHS off one of your mates' big brother.

Anyway, we took these photos home and giggled about them for a long time. They fouund their way into our toilet where all our guests also had a giggle (or possibly vomited, depending upon their constitution) for several months. One day the house was tidied in anticipation of a visit from someone's parents, so we decided it might be a jolly jape to hand the photos into the local police station... so off we toddled. The sergeant behind the counter took our photos, examined them and placed them in a box behind the desk with a completely straight face, which must have been hard when faced with 5 giggling teenage students.

The best part is he handed us a 'found property' slip, containing the immortal words written in his own fair hand - 'found- selection of pornographic photographs'. I still have that piece of paper to this day and it is one of my most prized possesions. After my car. And my house. Alright, it's in a box in the attic. but it makes me giggle and wish I was 18 again. Pre-internet porn- what an age it was.
(chesterdrawers, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 21:33, Reply)