Do I win?
I found the Holy Grail. It was full of the dark material that accounts for the missing mass of the universe, and had fallen down my sofa.


In Atlantis.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:22, 12 replies)

I thought I'd found the Holy Grail once
but it was just an old Pot Noodle carton.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:26, closed)

That's because...
... the real thing was down the back of my Atlantean furniture - qv. Duh.

I don't think I've ever had a Pot Noodle.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:30, closed)

Me either
they look vile.

Super Noodles FTW!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:38, closed)

Well, that's dinner solved next time I see you, Dr E.
I bet you've had some kind of ironic Heston Blumenthal Pot Noodle though, with delicately-spiced hand-rolled noodles and free range foie-gras fed organic chicken and spices trampled by the feet of dusky virgins.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:39, closed)

YES!
I think I love you.

*sets off to Brizzle*
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:44, closed)

CHCB, you've made me both
hungry, and simultaneously aroused. I imagined that being read by good ol' Dirvla Kirwan.

I love you.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:44, closed)

I'm feeling the love.
Oh yes, I'm feeling the love. It's a bit sticky.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:50, closed)

Are you taking this QOTW seriously?
?
(Pork2311, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 11:27, closed)

*sobs*
I've just never found anything interesting...

Apart from the Holy Grail, the missing mass of the univ... and so on.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 11:30, closed)

Just for clarity
how much of it was dark matter, and how much was dark energy?

And how many dimensions did it occupy? :)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 11:59, closed)

Tsk
You of all people should know that matter and energy are interchangeable.

As for dimensions: all of them. And none. You don't trick me with your Euclidean physics, matey...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:37, closed)

Was your Turkish catamite holding it?
;)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:46, closed)