Stuff I've foundFreddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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To my dismay last year, I foundthat my cock worked fine, and was perfectly capable to impregnating members of the opposite sex. I naturally assumed that several years of smoking, boozing and copious drug taking had killed all the little chaps off. How wrong I was.
Luckily the lady in question decided not to keep 'it'.
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Best choiceCome on people, stop breeding!
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gareth_alien will be human again at, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:10,
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Due to a mountain-biking accident (one of many) in my youthI caused myself some damage to by bollocks, which I agonized about for most of my teenage years out of fear that they wouldn't work, and I would never be a real man, my family name would die with my father's only son, etc.
That was until I got a Scouser up the duff a couple of years back. Same result. I felt like a bastard for a while but, you know, thank fuck.
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Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 2:32,
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