Stuff I've foundFreddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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Why thank you Miss SwipeThe application of arsehole tax is useful when in possession of assets once belonging to complete arseholes. However, I’m not sure that it is recognised by Her Majesties Revenue and Customs. Yet.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 12:31,
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how about taxfor being an arsehole?
or does that have a different title?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 12:41,
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Sounds like a great ideaHowever, is an arsehole likely to pay his tax? I suggest using the "TaxCollector3000" which is a baseball bat with a nail driven through the end.
Tax doesn't have to be taxing.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 12:46,
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hmmm.maybe arsehole tax should be a stealth tax.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:34,
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I always thought...VAT* actually IS arsehole tax...
* VAT stands for 'Vague Additions to the Total' - FACT!**
** May not actually be true
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snee held his breath since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:19,
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