I also found
a 70's style chopper pushbike in a skip, near a tesco carpark, unfortunatly the wheels were flat and buckled to fuck, but didnt stop us from razzing it round the car park.
The advantage with it being a kids bike, it was incredibly light and I was able to pull off some huge bunnyhops.
Our fun was spoilt when some security guard came along and told us to move on, and took the bike and threw it into the river...
(Lord Chode, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 9:12, 7 replies)

The security guard threw the bike into the river???
what the deuce?
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 10:35, closed)

lol
yea literally, he approached us and told us to bugger off,
we was like:

'fine, but can we we keep the bike?'
to which he replyed:

'no, look at the bloody state of that thing! some one could hurt themself!'
and he picked it up and threw it over this fence into a river
(Lord Chode, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 11:57, closed)

I sincerely hope
that you battered him to with in an inch of his life with a baseball bat with nails in the end, and then pissed in his wounds.Then getting a sharp stick and slowly pushing it though his eye.

ok, maybe a bit harsh, but what a thieving tosser.
(dchurch bah, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 11:03, closed)

Yeah
I recommend waiting for the fuck at the end of the night with a gang of thugs and twat the buggery out of him.

What a slag.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 11:57, closed)

I'm shocked!
From my experience security personnel are bastions of moral integrity*.

For one of their number to intentionally commit such gross an act of littering, in such a crass manner; shakes my core beliefs to their foundation.

(*May not be true. Our former head of security apparently had to be escorted off the premises by his own security team, after being caught being very naughty indeed. Sadly, he was only collared after framing & having fired some of my colleagues. Although they can't all be bad, I know.)
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 15:29, closed)

im also shocked
it could've been a collectors item...
(Lord Chode, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 20:33, closed)

me and a mate...
Did a very similar thing in Piccadilly Gardens in Manchester. There are few things as much fun as riding a children's bicycle around a municipal area in the middle of the night all pissed up on booze.

Good times.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 21:31, closed)