Ouch
Sucks for you mate. Start getting savings together in an account which she doesn't know about, book a plane ticket, and get the hell out of there.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:27, 1 reply)

god damn your eyes man!
that would merely lower you to the level of the french...

cheese eating surrender monkeys the lot of them

do what any self respecting british chap would do. take out a decent policy on the shrew.

build a solid alibi

purchase one spade, one large roll of heavy duty refuse sacks, a nice new hammer and sort it out like a ruddy man

then find a splendid young filly and keep her in her bloody place this time

!
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:40, closed)

Ohhhhh, how you temp me.
Hahaha!

I like that one!

Well, I have started saving but the road is long and tough.

Heh, stiff upper lip and all that.

Bally hoo!
(setesh, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:26, closed)

Hitchhike, man
Get out of there! Surely you've got friends / family in Blighty who can help you too?!

There's always a way, even if you have to work your way back (and I'm not talking about lorry driver's cock, here)

Good luck!
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:33, closed)