Stuff I've found
Freddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
( , Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
Freddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
( , Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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Drunken antics.
I once came home after a night of alcoholic tomfoolery to find a big fat slug sat on a leaf on top of my head. Once the full implications had gotten through to my befuddled brain and I realised that there was something slimy and squishy on my person I ran around the house screaming like the big girl that I am.
That's the last time I wrestle with a lesbian in the park.
( , Mon 10 Nov 2008, 9:31, 2 replies)
I once came home after a night of alcoholic tomfoolery to find a big fat slug sat on a leaf on top of my head. Once the full implications had gotten through to my befuddled brain and I realised that there was something slimy and squishy on my person I ran around the house screaming like the big girl that I am.
That's the last time I wrestle with a lesbian in the park.
( , Mon 10 Nov 2008, 9:31, 2 replies)
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