
Freddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
( , Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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...if you don't ask, you don't get...
...but sometimes - just sometimes - if you do ask, you most certainly do get!
That's all I'm saying.
( , Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:00, 3 replies)

I asked this man from the National Front if my Nigerian friend could bum rape his son, and we both got the living tar beaten out of us.
( , Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:18, closed)

So if I asked him if he'd like to join me in a marathon "shag til our eyes bleed" session then it could work?
I mean, I've written him blow-jobs and everything, These have been well received, and he's not shouted "Fuck off you mental cow" But I just lack the confidence to close the deal as t'were...
Hmmm
( , Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:57, closed)
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