Freddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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...if you don't ask, you don't get...
...but sometimes - just sometimes - if you do ask, you most certainly do get!
That's all I'm saying.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:00, 3 replies)
I asked this man from the National Front if my Nigerian friend could bum rape his son, and we both got the living tar beaten out of us.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:18, closed)
So if I asked him if he'd like to join me in a marathon "shag til our eyes bleed" session then it could work?
I mean, I've written him blow-jobs and everything, These have been well received, and he's not shouted "Fuck off you mental cow" But I just lack the confidence to close the deal as t'were...
Hmmm
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:57, closed)
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