Stuff I've foundFreddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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I found that if I drink red wine my poo turns green.(
riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:51,
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where?doctor
or sommelier
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:57,
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NaaaI'm not colour blind. It's definately green.
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:11,
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erm...en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sommelier
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Optician
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:57,
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Me tooIt has to be a bottle or more with not much food; then the green is very dark, so that a less thorough inspection will lead one to assume it is black - as a lot of people report after drinking red wine. I'm pretty sure the green colour is to do with the grape skins and their tannins.
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Red winecertainly does odd things to one's poo. It's quite worrying when you look down into the bowl to inspect your efforts only to be confronted with what appears to be a steaming mound of glistening dark green seaweed. Oh FUCK, one thinks, What is wrong with me?! And then one remembers the bottle (or two) of Merlot one quaffed last night whilst watching Star Maidens and one relaxes - but not too much - as there's more to come - SQUULCH
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