A mates mom's porn
The first and only time I went to Splashy fen, which is a semi-crappy outdoor music festival in the Drakensberg mountains in South Africa (for the Northern people), I hitched a lift with a mates parents. It is usually on Easter weekend and because I am always involved with Church Choirs etc I stayed for that.
They are a free spirited pair, almost bordering on hippies but cooler and are also involved with the church activities.

It was Hank and I who caught the ride. MR & Mrs T (as I shall name them) were going up to meet their kids at the festival so we just tagged along.
They drove us up in the back of a pickup, stacked with mattresses. it was very comfortable and we got loads of sleep on the way.
Coming back, I was catching a few Z's and my hand had found its way into a crevice between the mattresses. When I woke up I felt something odd touching my fingers so I pulled it out to find a crisp new Hustler magazine.
"Awesome,"I thought,"Something to 'read'"

Over the next 3 hours I flipped though it, had a perv at the girl-on-girl action, the anal dildo act, the solo posing. I read the articles and the dodgy cartoons then passed it to Hank who read it too. then we stuck it back in the gap where we found it.

Upon being dropped off I figured I would do the right thing to protect the dignity of fine literature so I pulled the mag out and tossed it into the cabin at my mates, church going Hippie parents saying ,"Here's your mag, you dont want it to get damaged back there."

I got such a horrified look from Mrs T. I just waved goodbye and left on my merry way to have a solid wank.

turns out it wasn't theirs after all. Mrs T had thought it was Mr T's and read him the riot act for having pornography in the house. The trouble then went onto T junior. Turns out one of his other, nutcase mates was reading this newly bought Hustler, when he was disturbed. He stashed it in the pick-up and forgot about it. That was when I found it.

And all the itme I assumed that Mr and Mrs T were just new-age type who were into that sort of thing...

Come to think of it, it would be rather disgusting if they were. I dont want to picture Mrs T with a dildo in her bum.
(Bluffboy South Africa! World Champions!!!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:35, 2 replies)

I do
I'm doing it right now.

Mr T is wearing the dildo on a gold chain around his neck and playfully nuzzling her cheeks.

*phwoar*
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:40, closed)

Politically, I certainly support the right of
South Africans to have sex, but I find the thought of the actual act rather distasteful.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:16, closed)