Stuff I've found
Freddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
( , Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
Freddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
( , Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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Dude
Hot tubs rule!
The novelty soon wears off? You could say that about anything fun.
Fast cars - require too much maintenance, are too loud, and use too much gas, also, you get speeding tickets.
Warm sunny days - likely to get sunburnt and/or melanoma, too many people out wandering about saying stupid things like "Isn't it a lovely day" or "Splendid weather we're having" and you're far more likely to get hit with an errant ball or frisbee.
Sex - too much exertion, and you end up all sticky and odd smelling afterward and wondering if something went awry and you've got a disease or made her pregnant.
Far better to sit in front of the computer and not do much else.
( , Wed 12 Nov 2008, 4:57, 1 reply)
Hot tubs rule!
The novelty soon wears off? You could say that about anything fun.
Fast cars - require too much maintenance, are too loud, and use too much gas, also, you get speeding tickets.
Warm sunny days - likely to get sunburnt and/or melanoma, too many people out wandering about saying stupid things like "Isn't it a lovely day" or "Splendid weather we're having" and you're far more likely to get hit with an errant ball or frisbee.
Sex - too much exertion, and you end up all sticky and odd smelling afterward and wondering if something went awry and you've got a disease or made her pregnant.
Far better to sit in front of the computer and not do much else.
( , Wed 12 Nov 2008, 4:57, 1 reply)
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