
Freddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
( , Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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I decided to get myself something from the local purveyor of cheap food. Whilst in the queue for the self checkouts, I gazed idly around the place and as I was invited to take a freshly used till I noticed that the previous occupant had left a crisp £5 note in the change tray. Based on the many heartwarming tales of nookie in this very QOTW after people had returned lost items, I abandoned my till and raced after her to return it, to which I received a cheerful thanks but no nookie.
As I attempted to return to my recently vacated till I noticed that not only had someone jumped in behind me, but nobody was willing to let me back in the line, and I had to queue up for another five minutes.
So, I've found that the people in Tesco's in Canterbury are right cranberries.
*May be romantic glorification
( , Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:33, 2 replies)

Gave up your place in a queue at tescos in canterbury? Bloody hell..... I've never understood how that place always manages to be so crowded
( , Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:59, closed)

So, I've found that the people in Tescos
There ya go - sorted :)
( , Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:12, closed)
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