Well two things.
The first is from a Friend, A very good friend I trust but also a little of topic.

At the end of term they always used to have muck up day where he went to School and they would see what kind of things they could unleash on the teachers to find when they came in to School that day. One of the lads who went to this school lived on a Farm and decided that they would sneek 3 pigs (Actual Pigs not Police) into the school the evening before an paint on these three Pigs 1, 2 and 4. So the teachers came in to find 3 pigs painted 1,2 and 4 and the whole day was spent looking for mystery pig no.3 ahhhhhh I can see it now teachers and kids running round screaming all day.....Never did find that Pig.

And the 2nd.

Well we were about 11 / 12 at school and found a security hole in the Network (We are talking 9 or so years ago) and decided to place porn on all of the PC's at school. This happened just before the weekend and all the Teachers came in to find porn infested PC's! We think SWEET. Until that is we get caught, Parents get involved and a very upper lip straight cut christian father of mine does not find it amuzing. This is also the day I found my father has no sence of humor at all.

Oh and what the hell......

Number 3 !!!!

We got a School trip to Chessington world of Adventures an we were walking around and I saw this Red coloured peice of paper on the ground like I have never seen before. I pick it up and its a fresh crisp £50 note. Us little snot bags all ditched our lunchbox food and sat in a delight of Pizza Hut and McDonalds :D
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:20, 5 replies)

I've heard
about the pigs thing before but it was sheep (I think)

and unless you;re from E.port I doubt you got it from the same person.

It's pretty ingenious though so if someone has done it then it would be ace!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:30, closed)

In the UK these days it's highly unlikely if not damn near impossible
due to all the red tape surrounding the movements of livestock - yeah, I know it's dull and all that...but that's reality unlike a humorous idea....
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:56, closed)

On our last school day we planned to do this with dogs.
We got all ready and then they banned our last day. We even got patted down f we came in to do exams.

I was not happy.
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:01, closed)

You would like to think so, but you are misinformed
We were invited to a birthday of a hideously rich and spoilt young man who wanted for nothing. We decided to get him some pigs as a present and bought three from a farmer, looked after them in our garden for a couple of days until a neighbour overheard us joking about sticking them on the BBQ.

Police were called out and they had the situation explained to them, and found nothing wrong with it.

The pigs were delivered to the party and had a wonderful time, until the mother decided against it, and they were taken back to the farmer and returned.

No pigs were harmed and they definitely enjoyed the party.
(Jeremy Paxmans Itchy Gusset, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:18, closed)

But it works with chickens . . .
Well I imagine it would. What actually happened was that some guys spread corn around the staffroom floor, so the chickens would stay there, and my year erm . . . liberated one.

Cue teachers and the leavers looking frantically for a chicken.

when it was our turn, i dumped 5500 bouncy balls over the car park, which worked surprisingly well.
(Foxinsockssir, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:08, closed)