Stuff I've foundFreddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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I found a sword!!!Honestly, a real proper dead sharp sword!!!
It was stuck in a stone so I pulled it out. Actually, thinking about it, I may have been given it by some fit wench I caught swimming in the buff at the local lake. I assume she was naked but I only really saw her arm (my memory isn't what it used to be)
Anyway, I still found a dead sharp really good sword and went on to rule the country
Love,
Arthur
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:37,
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two different swordsdepending on which vein of mythos you read, excalibur was the lady in the lakes sword, and will have the other ones name shortly
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:0(Well I thought it was quite amusing til you more knowledgable folk came along!
Now I'm having a sulk (and a pot poodle - chicken and mushroom)
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:03,
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