Stuff I've foundFreddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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My last of this QOTWAs I get older, and although Mrs Maudlin is a randy git and won't leave me alone, I've noticed that on the odd occasion, I've had trouble getting it up. Being hit by a particularly bad week-long attack of trigeminal neuralgia has probably not helped my case. It's quite distracting to be off my tits on painkillers and still have headache.
Anyhow, my wife wasn't best part pleased and began trying to get cash together to stock up on viagra, which isn't cheap. She even had a whip-round at work to raise the money just so she can get her daily shag.
She came home with a jar of banknotes,
and that's the stiffy fund.
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Has it bindun, surely someone else has found this pun in over 600 replies..
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:06,
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If the bit about the neuralgia is true,then I sympathise greatly.
If it is indeed trigeminal neuralgia, you might want to see your doc about some different meds - tegretol did the trick for me, but left me an unfeeling zombie for several weeks. Still better than that pain though - it was once known as the suicide disease, as before effective medication, people just topped themselves rather than live with the pain.
Message me if you want any advice (I'm not a doctor, but boy I've suffered with the fucker).
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