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Freddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."

What's the best thing you've found?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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A used and 'filled' condom. Wasn't nice. Was worse when I felt the need to pick it up and throw it away - why didn't I think of using a tissue rather than my bare hand?
($wift, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:23, 3 replies)
That'll stop you
sucking your thumb.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:28, closed)
Me too
But it was empty, and I was wearing it. Actually, scratch that--it was filling with urine as I was taking my morning piss.
(racetraitor has an alibi for, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:30, closed)
'Filled'
What's the opposite of scare quotes? In this particular case I'm a lot happier to see them there!
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:20, closed)

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