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Broke the bank at Las Vegas, or won a packet of smokes for getting your tinkle out in class? Outrageous, heroic or plain stupid bets.
Suggested by SpankyHanky
( , Thu 7 May 2009, 13:04)
Broke the bank at Las Vegas, or won a packet of smokes for getting your tinkle out in class? Outrageous, heroic or plain stupid bets.
Suggested by SpankyHanky
( , Thu 7 May 2009, 13:04)
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Suicide Lottery
Best game ever, and it's free.
Wait for the national lottery program to come on, and then you and each of your compatriots get a piece of paper each, and write down 6 numbers.
Here's the important bit - at no point must you have bought a ticket.
So to put it simply: you've got your lottery numbers, but no ticket.
Then watch the results. Hoping and praying your numbers don't come up.
It's brilliant. Got the first three numbers once, and I thought my heart was going to explode.
( , Sun 10 May 2009, 21:07, 7 replies)
Best game ever, and it's free.
Wait for the national lottery program to come on, and then you and each of your compatriots get a piece of paper each, and write down 6 numbers.
Here's the important bit - at no point must you have bought a ticket.
So to put it simply: you've got your lottery numbers, but no ticket.
Then watch the results. Hoping and praying your numbers don't come up.
It's brilliant. Got the first three numbers once, and I thought my heart was going to explode.
( , Sun 10 May 2009, 21:07, 7 replies)
This is a great idea.
And if I didn't do the lottery then it would appeal to my masochistic side.
( , Sun 10 May 2009, 21:12, closed)
And if I didn't do the lottery then it would appeal to my masochistic side.
( , Sun 10 May 2009, 21:12, closed)
This also works
if you have forgotten to buy a ticket, and you've had the same numbers since day 1
( , Sun 10 May 2009, 21:17, closed)
if you have forgotten to buy a ticket, and you've had the same numbers since day 1
( , Sun 10 May 2009, 21:17, closed)
When the Lottery first started
Girl at Uni won £20, w00t!
Two x £10 wins for three numbers on two separate lines.
She was really pleased.
Until we pointed out that between those two lines she had all six numbers drawn, and had they been on the same line she'd have won £3 million or so.
She wasn't so happy about her £20 win after that.
( , Sun 10 May 2009, 22:41, closed)
Girl at Uni won £20, w00t!
Two x £10 wins for three numbers on two separate lines.
She was really pleased.
Until we pointed out that between those two lines she had all six numbers drawn, and had they been on the same line she'd have won £3 million or so.
She wasn't so happy about her £20 win after that.
( , Sun 10 May 2009, 22:41, closed)
Brilliant
All of the down side of the lotto without besmirching yourself with the upside!
( , Mon 11 May 2009, 16:40, closed)
All of the down side of the lotto without besmirching yourself with the upside!
( , Mon 11 May 2009, 16:40, closed)
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