High stakes gambling
Some people like to push their luck a little too far
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 11 May 2009, 11:28, 9 replies)

haha
reminds me of something that happened to a friend of mine once. while at the house of his new girlfriend, sat on the couch having dinner with her and a pal, he felt something in his bowels bursting to get out that he now describes as a 'fifty-fifty'. so he decided to take the gamble. it was only an hour later when he got up to go the toilet that his friend kindly pointed out the brown stain on the couch; he'd somehow managed to shit through his underpants, through his jeans, then onto the couch. quite impressive really.

they still lasted another 2 odd years after that incident.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:38, closed)

She must have been quite something...
...to still be in with a shout after soiling her date's car.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 11 May 2009, 11:43, closed)

or
he's that desperate
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:20, closed)

or
he has a feacal fetish
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:56, closed)

Wow
He's pretty understanding...
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:30, closed)

He claims that, at some point, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost.
Ummm... I beg to differ.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:13, closed)

I still love that

( WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:19, closed)

Reminds me of my favorite line from "The Bucket List".
Here's something to remember when you're older, Thomas - never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 11 May 2009, 15:02, closed)

Kinda spoils the joke
"Some bird shat on my car the other day."
..
"I'll not be going out with her again."
/coat
(karnuvap, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:33, closed)