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Jabboy contacted us because he's skint. So what have you done to make money fast? Did you actually make anything, or were you just ripped off by someone who really was getting rich quick? Did you have to sell your soul?
PS. Jabboy is available for rent on 0870 88673242
( , Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:57)
Jabboy contacted us because he's skint. So what have you done to make money fast? Did you actually make anything, or were you just ripped off by someone who really was getting rich quick? Did you have to sell your soul?
PS. Jabboy is available for rent on 0870 88673242
( , Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:57)
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It takes 9 months, but that's quite quick:
1. Have a baby.
2. Sell it.
( , Thu 31 Jul 2008, 17:23, 5 replies)
1. Have a baby.
2. Sell it.
( , Thu 31 Jul 2008, 17:23, 5 replies)
Even better
have twins.
Twice the money in the same length of time.
( , Thu 31 Jul 2008, 17:31, closed)
have twins.
Twice the money in the same length of time.
( , Thu 31 Jul 2008, 17:31, closed)
oh
And as with all the best products, you can capitalize the return on your investment by not selling your product whole.
So, yeah, put all its organs on the black market individually.
( , Thu 31 Jul 2008, 17:32, closed)
And as with all the best products, you can capitalize the return on your investment by not selling your product whole.
So, yeah, put all its organs on the black market individually.
( , Thu 31 Jul 2008, 17:32, closed)
You have to sell it whole
or, at least, all at the same time, or the profits from the organs will be offset by equipment to keep the rest of it in working order while you line up buyers.
( , Thu 31 Jul 2008, 18:22, closed)
or, at least, all at the same time, or the profits from the organs will be offset by equipment to keep the rest of it in working order while you line up buyers.
( , Thu 31 Jul 2008, 18:22, closed)
Or if you can't wait 9 months.....
Steal one, flog it, quids in instantly.
( , Fri 1 Aug 2008, 9:27, closed)
Steal one, flog it, quids in instantly.
( , Fri 1 Aug 2008, 9:27, closed)
Even better
Become a "baby pimp" get people low on their luck to have babies you arrange the sale, take a cut and you're laughing.
Added bonus is that you don't have to wait 9 months between or have morning sickness/cramps/inability to touch the ground.
( , Fri 1 Aug 2008, 9:30, closed)
Become a "baby pimp" get people low on their luck to have babies you arrange the sale, take a cut and you're laughing.
Added bonus is that you don't have to wait 9 months between or have morning sickness/cramps/inability to touch the ground.
( , Fri 1 Aug 2008, 9:30, closed)
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