Get Rich QuickJabboy contacted us because he's skint. So what have you done to make money fast? Did you actually make anything, or were you just ripped off by someone who really was getting rich quick? Did you have to sell your soul?
PS. Jabboy is available for rent on 0870 88673242
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chthonic, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:57)
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Two Get Rich Quick Options1. Marry someone filthy rich
Things to look for:
*The older the better, that way they should die off pretty quickly leaving more money for you
*Small family, they will resent you for taking a bit of their inheritance.
Pros
*If you time it right you could be free of the decrepit skin bag within a couple of years.
*You can spend whilst married. To rid yourself of some self loathing of having a wrinkly shriveled penis in you/having to put your dick in the equivalent of a sandpaper lined pint glass buy a sports car. Go on very long drives. Regularly.
cons
*You will probably have to sleep with some wrinkled old bag who physically repulses you.
*You will probably be the target for all tabloids and websites. But who doesn't like being the centre of attention?
*You will have to remain faithful, adultery will lose you that cash. If you are tempted to cheat take a bath in £50 notes and remember money is more important than a easy lay. Masturbation is your friend.
*You may end up going mad and ODing on cocaine.
*However tempting you must not kill off your spouse. If them asking for more "sugar" gets too much then killing tramps/chavs/gypos should relieve some stress.
2. Win the Lottery
Things to look for:
*Sadly this one is pretty much all luck
Pros
*You won't have to do anything disgusting (see above)
Cons
*13,000,000 to 1 odds.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 19:22,
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Hmm...Makes notes, goes to Bournemouth...
What?
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snee held his breath since, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:12,
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