My little plan wasn't as quick as I hoped but I was successful in the end!
It all started when I was an arts student at college back in the 80's, I enrolled onto a decent course and found out we had a pretty famous music teacher. I was in a few of his lessons and slowly fell for him. Instead of taking the more direct approach of throwing myself at him (Which is no mean feat when you are blind) I decided to bide my time and impress him with my *ahem* other available talents.

Over the next few weeks I played all coy with him and showed my tutor that I was intellectually mature too. I could tell that he was starting to notice me as he spent more time hanging around me in the lessons we had together. I pretended not to notice and carried on my act for a few more weeks, to make sure that I was all he thought about night and day (And because the second part of my plan wasn't ready yet).

I realise that I achieved this when he started calling me at night. The phone conversations were usually short and he only said a couple of words before hanging up, this may sound a bit creepy but this bloke has one smooth voice.

The next day at college everything was in place for the second part of my plan and I decided to show him that I felt the same way too. I told a mate of mine to go get the tutor and send him down to the room I was waiting in. Thankfully he fell for it and found out that I was waiting with a bust of his head(the tutors that is) that I had designed by hand from my own imagination. Even though my mates had described the bust as a roided up version of my tutor (I'm blind FFS give me some credit) my soon to be man was chuffed with it.

And that's how I got Richie quick.

(Around now I should get my coat but as I mentioned earlier I'm blind so I may need some help)
(mon bison powered by magnets, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:14, 3 replies)

I can see it in your eyes.
*spangs violently*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:16, closed)

Oh FFS!
That took me a good few minutes and CHCBs reply to get that one. That's fucking genius.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:58, closed)

ha
that's fucking funny but if you are'nt actually blind also harsh as fuck
(WilsonAlmighty, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 2:32, closed)