Get Rich Quick
Jabboy contacted us because he's skint. So what have you done to make money fast? Did you actually make anything, or were you just ripped off by someone who really was getting rich quick? Did you have to sell your soul?
PS. Jabboy is available for rent on 0870 88673242
( , Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:57)
Jabboy contacted us because he's skint. So what have you done to make money fast? Did you actually make anything, or were you just ripped off by someone who really was getting rich quick? Did you have to sell your soul?
PS. Jabboy is available for rent on 0870 88673242
( , Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:57)
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technical point
if the question were get poor quick schemes i'd be a winner.
Since 2000 i've had four identical Honda S2000 sports cars. exactly like this one... www.geocities.com/napavalley/1269/pictures/s2000-lf.jpg silver, red leather - four of the fuckers.
first one - paid 26,500 quid almost 9 years ago. brand spanking new. had it 8 weeks came over a crest one fine evening at around 90mph and found a kind farmer had decided to extend half the contents of his field onto the road using his tractor wheels as a shovel - 50 yards of 3 inch deep mud. spun three times crashed through a fence. write off. (oh and my insurance renewal leapt to over 3K)
number two - grease monkey at dealership decides to 'test' next one when i put it in for its first service. skidded avoiding a bin lorry destroyed a solid stone wall. threatened dealer with press interest - new one offered.
number three. last january. local council decides to only grit one half of the notorious country road i drive to work. me, an articulated, lorry a van and three other cars all caught out with black ice. write off.
replaced with another one in february then got offered a job in dubai so forced to sell. use 5k of cash for failed IVF treatment for mrs spimf
so 5k for a wank
oh well, be lucky as they say
!
( , Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:19, 3 replies)
if the question were get poor quick schemes i'd be a winner.
Since 2000 i've had four identical Honda S2000 sports cars. exactly like this one... www.geocities.com/napavalley/1269/pictures/s2000-lf.jpg silver, red leather - four of the fuckers.
first one - paid 26,500 quid almost 9 years ago. brand spanking new. had it 8 weeks came over a crest one fine evening at around 90mph and found a kind farmer had decided to extend half the contents of his field onto the road using his tractor wheels as a shovel - 50 yards of 3 inch deep mud. spun three times crashed through a fence. write off. (oh and my insurance renewal leapt to over 3K)
number two - grease monkey at dealership decides to 'test' next one when i put it in for its first service. skidded avoiding a bin lorry destroyed a solid stone wall. threatened dealer with press interest - new one offered.
number three. last january. local council decides to only grit one half of the notorious country road i drive to work. me, an articulated, lorry a van and three other cars all caught out with black ice. write off.
replaced with another one in february then got offered a job in dubai so forced to sell. use 5k of cash for failed IVF treatment for mrs spimf
so 5k for a wank
oh well, be lucky as they say
!
( , Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:19, 3 replies)
ooohh that's lucky
I'd try a new type of lucky charm, how about a morris Marina in good nick ??
( , Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:46, closed)
I'd try a new type of lucky charm, how about a morris Marina in good nick ??
( , Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:46, closed)
Still
At least you got to look very cool for a while. Which sort of makes it worth it.
( , Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:50, closed)
At least you got to look very cool for a while. Which sort of makes it worth it.
( , Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:50, closed)
^ MM
this is true to an extent although i bought the car mainly because of its power and handling - scotland is a private race track. i had 18 miles of twisting hilly road each morning to crack along a serious rate - so as much as i loved the car for being so pretty the cool thing was that i really got to use it - many people have them just to put the hood down and pose. i pushed mine to extent that its quite remarkable i didnt go through more of them. dubai is not the place for convertible roadsters, so i have my sights set on one of these
www.geocities.com/napavalley/1269/pictures/s2000-lf.jpg
and frank spencer could look rakish in one of those
!
( , Fri 1 Aug 2008, 13:56, closed)
this is true to an extent although i bought the car mainly because of its power and handling - scotland is a private race track. i had 18 miles of twisting hilly road each morning to crack along a serious rate - so as much as i loved the car for being so pretty the cool thing was that i really got to use it - many people have them just to put the hood down and pose. i pushed mine to extent that its quite remarkable i didnt go through more of them. dubai is not the place for convertible roadsters, so i have my sights set on one of these
www.geocities.com/napavalley/1269/pictures/s2000-lf.jpg
and frank spencer could look rakish in one of those
!
( , Fri 1 Aug 2008, 13:56, closed)
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