Porn! Bottle! Sales! Mothers!
Once upon a time, DP was a small child of 15. DP is known amongst friends (and in general) as having significant bottle.

DP also likes naked ladies.

As a teenager I began to invest in pornography so as to work out which bits of a lady (a lady years distant, it turned out unfortunately) to twiddle with. Friends of mine admired these dog-eared and well-thumbed magazines and consequently I had a brainwave.

I began to sell and rent grot mags at school to those children that didn't have the bottle to say to a shopkeeper "Hello, I'd like a wank mag please". I charged double the cover price, and leased at a pound a week, any damage and it was double the cover price.

My scud collection soon became the envy of the school. I basked in my success, and was always wealthy. Until my Christian mother found a colossal stash of porn in my room.

I was put out of business, and grounded for some time.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Sat 2 Aug 2008, 21:05, 5 replies)

That's basically
the business plan for the internet.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 21:51, closed)

It's a good thing the internet dosn't have a mum
Unless you count IBM, who are trying their best to fill the role.
(jabboy, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 23:40, closed)

Though the upside to circulating the stuff through the internet
is that it can go to many users without the pages getting stuck together...
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:00, closed)

i always though DP meant
double penetration in shuffle literature
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:50, closed)

DP
is also an abbreviation for Disasterprone. You are quite right however...

Which is handy, as I have 2 cocks.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:45, closed)