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chthonic, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:57)
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Ryanair Revengea) Web check in. No charges, and sometimes you get the priority crap so queue jump the hippos and mouthbreathers.. Vital for nabbing window/legroom seats and resultant avoidance of praying mantis impersonations
b) Invest in a pair of cargo combats, the multitudinous pockets saved my arse at Christmas as everything crammed into them doth not count towards luggage/weight allowance. Also wearing of multiple socks/jumpers/coats, shuffling through security like a michelin (wo)man, before promptly removing them and re-packing into a second bag. Nobody will dare question the loony.
b) Take your own food, and an empty bottle to fill up at the drink fountain airside. On board, grin like a mong at the cabin crew before pulling out a bijou 3 course lunch, bonus points for bringing a teapot and demanding free hot water, or wearing a tea-cosy on your head.
c) When the cheesy fanfare blasts on landing, stand up and applaud loudly.
d) baa like a sheep upon leaving. If raining, may be substituted with quacking.
Theyre the only ones who fly remotely close to where my family live.. :(
The teapot worked, albeit through LIES of my tea being special tea, on prescription no less to be taken at certain times daily.. What?
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