Child Labour
If you do not have cute children of your own you may need to borrow some:

1. Teach kids to point at old people and say 'Nana' or 'Grampy'.
2. Go to Post Office each week on pension day and have kids work their magic. (make comments like 'the never knew their own grandparents' and 'you look so much like Nana'.)
3. Have kids create cards for newly found surrogate grandparents and be sure to have your return name and address inside. Give to as many old people as you can. Do encourage cute drawings of child holding wrinklies hand.
4. Sit back and watch the funds roll in on Birthdays and Xmas - and best of all if they pop their clogs you are in with a good shot of landing some lucre without the emotional turmoil of losing a loved one.

Everyone wins.

One thing, never invite oldie around your house - one they may meet the real grandparents and two you will never get rid of the piss stinking old scrote.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:53, 2 replies)

Wouldn't the costs,
both financial and physical, of raising the children outweigh any potential fiscal benefits though?

Unless of course they were borrowed children as you suggest.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:02, closed)

click
Hilarious.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 14:27, closed)