women
All you have to do to get rich from women is is feast upon their sense of inferiority, of poor body image, of disease susceptibility, of unattractiveness etc... Just look at the articles and ads in any woman's mag:

- Why he thinks you're fat.
- 10 ways to make him love you
- Eye cancer - you've probably got it.
- Greasy hair and spots? - buy this cream
- He lies to you because you deserve it
- Why you look older than you are
- This cream cures plague and cancer overnight
- Are you fat? Only if you use the wrong cream

But men's mags are pure fantasy:

- Your cock is huge
- Why women love fat drunks like you
- Keeley: I don't need foreplay
- Beer cures cancer and makes you intelligent
- Women are pathetic - take advantage!
- You need this gadget to stay alive

Go figure
(frankspencer, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 12:43, 11 replies)

Without wanting to sound preachy
I'm more disturbed by the squillions made by magazines aimed at pre-teen/early teen girls. "Sex position of the week" for fucks sake.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 14:27, closed)

what are the titles of those?
I feel an urge to investigate.
(frankspencer, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 14:29, closed)

frank
It's nice to know that you care about what the young girls of today are reading. How very responsible of you.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 14:32, closed)

"More", if it still exists
It had the tagline "Smart girls get More".
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 14:32, closed)

^ I bet they don't.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 6 Aug 2008, 14:45, closed)

oh no!!
With three daughters - I'm shitting myself that I'll be a grand parent before I'm 40! 7 yrs to go.
(Kip, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 15:49, closed)

Those magazines know cock all...

Take it from me, Frank...


Keeley DOES need foreplay.

Quite a lot of it, as it goes.

honestly, at times I thought I would dislocate my wrists.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 16:15, closed)

You think that's bad Pooflake
I lost a perfectly good aubergine that way. Dinner wasn't the same without it.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 16:18, closed)

@Pooflake
She's a hell of a squirter though!
(Kip, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 16:28, closed)

Keeley
She did an interview for the Guardian a while back and came across as a thicky moron - or a skilled media manipulator. When asked what she thought men were thinking when they looked at her on page 3, she was convinced the impression was nothng more than "brightening up their day" or "putting a smile on their face."

Rather than putting a pulsing stream of molten jis on hers.
(frankspencer, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 16:48, closed)

That's mysogynistic, sexist twaddle....
.. as well you know, Mr Spencer..
All a woman needs to feel rich is a regular supply of cock up her mimsy, and the occasional punch in the face.
(Vic Flange, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 18:22, closed)