As TV taught me everything I know....
1) Collect underpants
2) ????
3) Profit!
(FoxyBadger (try saying it backwards), Wed 6 Aug 2008, 14:30, 11 replies)

there's a big market for used underwear on the web
although I doubt you'll see it listed in the FT or stock exchange anytime soon
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 14:32, closed)

pffffft
you turned down the offer of someone selling used underwear because you won't be a part of false advertising

of all the reasons!

It's like turning down the offer of a gang bang because you don't want to stain the carpet or upset the cat
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 14:42, closed)

plus there's always the possibility
someone could plant them plus your dna at a crime scene

how would you explain your dirty knickers turning up in a crack house in Soho to your mum?
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 14:48, closed)

My mother always told me
to wear clean underwear if I'm going to a crack den in Soho.
( Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 14:57, closed)

You know..
..you could employ a whole army of gnomes to 'harvest' the aforementioned underpants.

You could call them 'Underpant Gnomes' and send them to childrens houses in the early hours of the morning to steal underpants.

Just make sure that they send them to the one kid who drinks coffee and can't do up his shirt properly - he wont be able to take the pressure!
(ldwater otherwise known as a 'jive turkey', Wed 6 Aug 2008, 14:57, closed)

I like the thinking
we can get a few hundred underpaid chinese workers in a sweatshop (the sweatier the better) to wear Asda £1.99 grundies for a day and we sell them on for £20 a pop
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 15:01, closed)

You can have a click
As I was singing the underpant gnome song to myself all morning:)!
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 16:41, closed)

You bastards
I've got a boner now.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:39, closed)