Women..
Marry some bloke, divorce him for no readily apparent reason, and fuck off with the proceeds of the house that he's worked his fucking arse off for.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 18:51, 8 replies)

?
Are you me?
(Barry Chuckle has gone out in the thong to feed the pigeons, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:02, closed)

Alternatively: Men
Marry a woman foolish enough to give up her career in order to have a family with you, get her to run your family business without paying her, wait for her to come to her senses, leave and then tell her everything is in your parents' names so she's not entitled to a penny!

Oh, and don't bother to pay any money towards the children either - how?
Get a good accountant.


Fucking someone over is not the preserve of women.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:47, closed)

Well then
just do like Rod Stewart- find a woman you don't like and give her a house, and skip the whole marriage thing entirely.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 20:57, closed)

Attention all
I am an expert in feng shui and understand the importance of a rearrangement of what you may have once thought to be a perfectly acceptable configuration, i.e. your ex-husband/wife's face and/or kneecaps.

Just... think about it, that's all I'm saying. Standard fee is around £300 a hit... of feng shui, that is, a hit of feng shui.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:59, closed)

@chickenlady
What a wonderful idea! Are you single?
(pizzaforcat ate some cement and HARDENED the FUCK UP on, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 5:05, closed)

Can I add
that I think chickenlady's final comment should have read "fucking someone over is not just the preserve of women".

There are fuckers on both sides of the gender divide.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 8:09, closed)

Pedant time!
Chickenlady's final statement works perfectly fine for including both sexes. "not the preserve" in that sense means that women do not have sole protected ownership of fucking people over, not that women do not fuck people over.

This message serves no purpose other than for me to vent my pedantic ways (which I don't get a chance to do very often - too polite).
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 10:01, closed)