Getting Old
Drimble asks: When was it last brought home to you just how old you're getting? We last asked this in 2004, and you're eight years older now. Eight. Years.
( , Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:24)
Drimble asks: When was it last brought home to you just how old you're getting? We last asked this in 2004, and you're eight years older now. Eight. Years.
( , Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:24)
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I enjoyed the novelty of women minding their children to "Get out of the man's way", and being surprised that they were referring to me.
T'other day, however, I was in PC World, and asked a very pretty young female shop assistant about a product.
Her response was lovely - polite, smiling, slightly flirtatious, which was exactly what I was after - I was flattered, until I suddenly realised how easily it came to her, and how safe and un-self-conscious she clearly must feel around me due to the fact that she didn't consider the middle-aged man in front of her in any way sexually.
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:11, 10 replies)
T'other day, however, I was in PC World, and asked a very pretty young female shop assistant about a product.
Her response was lovely - polite, smiling, slightly flirtatious, which was exactly what I was after - I was flattered, until I suddenly realised how easily it came to her, and how safe and un-self-conscious she clearly must feel around me due to the fact that she didn't consider the middle-aged man in front of her in any way sexually.
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:11, 10 replies)
Wheras in your younger years she'd have clearly dispatched you with a look of pity, fear and/or revulsion.
I'm right, aren't I?
*click*
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:16, closed)
I'm right, aren't I?
*click*
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:16, closed)
Not once I'd explained exactly what the score was.
Not once she'd learnt.
And they all learn, in the end.
They all learn.
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:22, closed)
Not once she'd learnt.
And they all learn, in the end.
They all learn.
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:22, closed)
Seeking advice from PC World staff?
I would warrant that no one has ever considered you sexually.
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:20, closed)
I would warrant that no one has ever considered you sexually.
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:20, closed)
The only advice I value from a Pissy Werld employee...
Is where their demo products are located so I can have a meddle with them before buying them elsewhere.
Which reminds me, the last product I was interested in was a graphics tablet. I wonder how often their staff are told to check for CDC's on their demo equipment.
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:29, closed)
Is where their demo products are located so I can have a meddle with them before buying them elsewhere.
Which reminds me, the last product I was interested in was a graphics tablet. I wonder how often their staff are told to check for CDC's on their demo equipment.
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:29, closed)
Click
So that's why the pretty girl in the Co-op flirts with me. Bollocks.
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:06, closed)
So that's why the pretty girl in the Co-op flirts with me. Bollocks.
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:06, closed)
Next time
you should "jiggle your loose change", grunt and breathe just through your mouth whilst never looking her in the eye. She'll certainly consider you sexually after that.
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:21, closed)
you should "jiggle your loose change", grunt and breathe just through your mouth whilst never looking her in the eye. She'll certainly consider you sexually after that.
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:21, closed)
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