I enjoyed the novelty of women minding their children to "Get out of the man's way", and being surprised that they were referring to me.
T'other day, however, I was in PC World, and asked a very pretty young female shop assistant about a product.

Her response was lovely - polite, smiling, slightly flirtatious, which was exactly what I was after - I was flattered, until I suddenly realised how easily it came to her, and how safe and un-self-conscious she clearly must feel around me due to the fact that she didn't consider the middle-aged man in front of her in any way sexually.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:11, 10 replies)

click.

(iamdoingapooasisignup, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:13, closed)

Wheras in your younger years she'd have clearly dispatched you with a look of pity, fear and/or revulsion.
I'm right, aren't I?

*click*
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:16, closed)

Not once I'd explained exactly what the score was.
Not once she'd learnt.

And they all learn, in the end.

They all learn.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:22, closed)

Seeking advice from PC World staff?
I would warrant that no one has ever considered you sexually.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:20, closed)

Hahahahaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:21, closed)

Zing

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:23, closed)

The only advice I value from a Pissy Werld employee...
Is where their demo products are located so I can have a meddle with them before buying them elsewhere.

Which reminds me, the last product I was interested in was a graphics tablet. I wonder how often their staff are told to check for CDC's on their demo equipment.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:29, closed)

Click
So that's why the pretty girl in the Co-op flirts with me. Bollocks.
( P-MONKE We're all fucked, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:06, closed)

Uh, yeah...
Been there.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:01, closed)

Next time
you should "jiggle your loose change", grunt and breathe just through your mouth whilst never looking her in the eye. She'll certainly consider you sexually after that.
(Rsoles, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:21, closed)