Ma belly
Fuck you, slow metabolism, fuck you.

How fucking dare you let me develop a beer-belly. How fucking dare you. I sort out the pies and the beer, you burn the fuckers off, that was the deal. None of this watch what you eat and drink crap, that was for the other people. We were perfect, we were slim, and now you've gone and given me bitch tits.

Fuck you, slow metabolism, fuck you indeed.
(Go on , touch it, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:51, 5 replies)

ha ha
My Dad's turned 60 and still built like a small stick, so I have great hopes of staying this way.

No moobs for me, Yay!
(Spidge New sig needed, donations gratefully accepted., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 16:25, closed)

Oh yes
At around 25 mine appears to have just given up. I think I put on 2 stone in a year.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 May 2009, 7:34, closed)

Heh...
I'll be 41 in September and still stay within 3 pounds of 11 stone (11 stone = 70kg) REGARDLESS of what I eat or drink :)

I'd like to put on a stone though...
( snee held his breath since, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:11, closed)

I was like that for years
Then i discovered cheese.

Ive put on a few stone and im now about 13 stone. Excersise regularly and you can do it without getting fat.

everything comes down to excersise.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:49, closed)

Do Squats
They boost your metabolism.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:49, closed)