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Unable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?

Thanks to b3th for the suggestion

(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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Aww
*feels mushy*

Want a baby scarf???
*knits you a baby scarf anyway*
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:25, 1 reply)
Is that a scarf made from babies?
I do hope so.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:36, closed)
yup
more importantly - it's from *our* babies enzyme.
:D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:53, closed)
Our babies?
I didn't think I'd even met you!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:04, closed)
you didn't need to
you got me pregnant via people osmosis. too many straight women over there - your spluff travelled overseas and entered me like the miracle of god into mary.
or some such.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:06, closed)
Ahhh. That makes perfect sense.
I knew I shouldn't have wanked into that randomly-addressed envelope.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:09, closed)
too darn right you shouldn't have
giving birth to eight children was hideous - I grew deformed. May have to start asking for government support now!

And my poor poor womb will never be the same ever again. :(
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:11, closed)
You have to take the blame for some of that.
Next time jizz-soaked stationery arrives through your letterbox, perhaps rubbing it around your twat shouldn't be your first response.

And I can't help it if my pheromones make me utterly irresistible.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:19, closed)
oh god
it was far too late for a bed lol but you get one anyway.

And I couldn't help it! I hadn't had any action for that long - it was the closest thing I could get to real sex. See - even jizz from a man was satisfying!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:27, closed)

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