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This is a question Turning into your parents

Unable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?

Thanks to b3th for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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Yeah, well,
I once bought a packet of Werther's Originals.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:07, 6 replies)
Buying sweets with the sole intention
of using them to lure young boys into your pants is morally reprehensible.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:36, closed)
POIDNH

(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:48, closed)
not if it works

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:16, closed)
Yeah but
How many young boys actually like Werthers? Surely fruit pastilles would be the way to go!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:23, closed)
the Werthers are a back-up plan
in case drugging them with cheap lager doesn't do the trick.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:27, closed)
Ahhhh
You women, you think of everything!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:06, closed)

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