Protest Anecdote
So anyways my last 14 days have been pretty brutal tbh.

It started well in all honesty. Went camping with some friends (NB: the journey there was a lot more harrowing than initially expected) to see the world cup. You know, the usual. But some cock-badgers couldn't take it that their team lost so they started setting fire to all the tents and running around all in black (reminded me of the last night of Reading festival).

So we all head back to school and there are loads of new overseas students who are making life hell, as well as several new teachers (though the glorified homeopathy teacher still has it in for me). Our school was hosting some event for the older kids and the rules were pretty strict. But, some flange-cannon put my name in and it is like a contract so I have to take part. Now everyone thinks I'm an attention seeking prick (including my best friend, who is a right foul git - he is ginger, so no surprises there).

Long story shortish, I had to fight a bloody dragon, which really pissed on my bonfire, but escaped as it nailed itself into a bridge.

I now have one golden egg. Any ideas b3tans?

HP
(satanstolemyteddybear Mu hõljuk on angerjaid täis, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 9:45, 12 replies)

I always thought of Snape
as a glorified chemistry teacher.

*Clicks*
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 9:49, closed)

True
But homeopathy emasculates him more!
(satanstolemyteddybear Mu hõljuk on angerjaid täis, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 10:00, closed)

If I'd had Snape for chemistry, I would have done better in my GCSE.
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 11:07, closed)

My GCSE chemistry teacher
was called Al Keen. I kid you not.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 11:42, closed)

HAHAHAA
that is a genius name
(satanstolemyteddybear Mu hõljuk on angerjaid täis, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:05, closed)

As a chemist
I like this!!
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 12:54, closed)

I'm a biochemist
So according to my chemistry friends I do half a real subject at least!
(satanstolemyteddybear Mu hõljuk on angerjaid täis, Sun 28 Feb 2010, 19:13, closed)

I had one named Mr Hole...
I still think physics or electronics would have been more appropriate.
Still, one of my biology teachers was a Miss Goodhead -- had I not been such a shy 17 year old I get the feeling I may have had a chance to find out if she earned her nickname "gives".
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 20:16, closed)

Is this something to do with that Rowling woman?
If so: when can we (people who don't read her stuff*) expect people to stop talking abiut her derrivative* nonsense?

*Some film was on the telebox when I had one and it's hard not to hear about her books,
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 20:12, closed)

I agree...
Was merely trying to inject some humour into this qotw and also this happened to tick both the protest anecdote and ginger boxes.
(satanstolemyteddybear Mu hõljuk on angerjaid täis, Sun 28 Feb 2010, 19:15, closed)

I get "celebrity" fatigue.
Sorry about that -- your post was amusing. My head, however, seems incapable of dealing with so many references to trashy pop books.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:13, closed)

Fair dos!

(satanstolemyteddybear Mu hõljuk on angerjaid täis, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:47, closed)