and there's a spare paper bag just in case that one falls off

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:15, 18 replies)

Stop this bullying, she's a very attractive girl, who I'd be proud to ride off into the sunset with on my horse.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:18, closed)

yeah it is a bit mean!
She is a real live human being...
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:26, closed)

With boobs, and that's what's important.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:27, closed)

And nips you could hang your coat on!

(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:37, closed)

that'd have your eyes out

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:04, closed)

Top hole white knightery, sir.
I suggest a joust. And that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:40, closed)

I will fight you online to the death online to defend her online honour, online.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:42, closed)

May the ping time be with you.
Let's get it onnnnnnnnnnn(line)
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:43, closed)

A duel!
As chalengee, PsychoChomp gets to select the weapon, while the mighty badger gets to choose the location.

Possible weapons:
1. Badly spelled insults of a lewd and immature nature.
2. Supercilious comments about how sad it is that your opponent is taking this seriously.
3. Lies about sexual prowess, monetary worth and/or fighting ability.
4. Conjecture on your opponent's past number of sexual partners and living conditions.
5. Memes.
6. Sock puppets, utilising weapons 1, 3 and 4.

FIGHT!!!
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:10, closed)

Splendid, splendid.
Regent's park at dawn? I'll bring the lube.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 11:39, closed)

Sorry,
it took me ages to see the paper bag.
( Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 17:04, closed)

See the difference it makes.

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 17:19, closed)

The creepy thing is
Now she reminds me of my mother.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 17:21, closed)

Does your mother
usually have nips like monkey's thumbs?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 18:41, closed)

Why is she standing in the bath?
Am I missing something here?
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 19:48, closed)

thems
some nice boobies
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 22:02, closed)

Agreed
I wonder if they taste ginger?
(Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 13:52, closed)

At least it's a decent photoshop job...
The lighting and color tones of the bag really match the picture.
(Exempt OH WOW, VICODIN, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 0:48, closed)