Seriously.
Internet-goers have developed an odd behavior I've decided to call "standards." The times they are a-changin'.

@Redalien: call me.
(Exempt OH WOW, VICODIN, Sun 28 Feb 2010, 5:35, 3 replies)

honestly
like any of you lot who've been flaming her have ever got with a girl this attractive. Look at her face - she's really pretty - you're just distracted by the nipples.
Although can't help wondering why the bath...maybe she's got massive feet or something.
(jennymnemonic, Sun 28 Feb 2010, 10:22, closed)

Not according
to this.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Sun 28 Feb 2010, 16:20, closed)

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 15:03, closed)

yep, absolutely, you've got us all spot-on.
I think that every night as I rock in the corner, curled up in a ball, danking.

It's been posted for attention. It got attention. I don't particularly see Exempt complaining, but that doesn't seem to stop some top-hole white knightery (as opposed to Chompy's pseudoknight action).

Although I'd be seriously more worried about some of the non-flaming answers, some of these people should be on several police watch lists.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 15:04, closed)

actually i have gotten with a girl far more attractive than her.
it isn't hard.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 15:05, closed)

as an added bonus she wasn't the sort of girl to desperately try to get attention from sweaty internet nerds
and that. just saying.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 15:06, closed)

I've been with supermodels
now leave me alone, I've got massive drugs to do.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 15:07, closed)

I once fucked my Accord and then drove a Supermodel home because I was so drunk on drugs.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 15:12, closed)

You wouldn't see this on 4chan
I wonder if there's a QOTW question in there somewhere. Something on the theme of rejections?
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Sun 28 Feb 2010, 19:04, closed)

For what little it's worth, I think you're lovely.
You look kind of like a friend who I am hopelessly in love with, only with nice red hair, and more willing to offer up promises of nudity.
(Uncle Comrade, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:46, closed)

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 14:57, closed)

Post it again!!

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 15:20, closed)

That is wholly inacccurate.
My armour has a more cylindrical helmet, without the plume on the top.
(Uncle Comrade, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 17:42, closed)

That's hilarious.
And don't worry, internet knights-in-shining-armor, I have the emotional spectrum of a vulcan.

New tactic:
Admit you like redheads or Frank the cat loses another leg.

(Exempt OH WOW, VICODIN, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 19:50, closed)

I like tits
Does that count?
(Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:13, closed)

This is the standard of Weapon's Grade attention seeking that guarantees an good Archiving.
Top work.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:59, closed)

Now, if she'd actually cut the leg off the cat
just in order to make that post, then THAT would be weapons-grade beakering.

But I think only Bou is actually that mental. I hope.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:18, closed)